What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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