it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I smell stomach acid.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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