Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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