then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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