Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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