i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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