I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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