ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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