every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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