she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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