just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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