we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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