can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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