Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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