I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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