Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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