Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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