So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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