Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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