I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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