I think i sorta joined a cult last night
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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