Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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