You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
