What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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