I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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