Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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