I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
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dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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