ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
