weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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