Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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