and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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