I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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