And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
