FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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