so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Randomize
