Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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