Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Randomize
