She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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