Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I understand Curling. That high.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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