i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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