I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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