Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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