matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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