fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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