He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He keeps bees of course he's weird
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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