if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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