So drunk, too bad you don't want this
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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