lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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