quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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