And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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