yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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