it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Randomize
