Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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