I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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