she woke up with a sticky ear
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
the liver wants what the liver wants
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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