Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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