But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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So squirting runs in the family.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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