I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
