she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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